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  • Sully



    ♫ This is the Captain, brace that ass for impact.
    Don't doubt, motherfucker, ain't in the abstract.
    Bird strikin' tiddies, with bitches that is stacked.
    Black box, listen close, make your balls retract. ♫

    ♫ Ain't no crash, perfect forced water landing.
    Back the fuck off, 'fore I piss where you standing.
    I'm fucking filthy, just got the right branding.
    Ride on my mustache, that pussy commanding. ♫

    ♫ Can't sully this Sully, King of the Controls.
    Going ballistic, laying pipe 'round the poles,
    She start chanting, while I'm filling her holes:
    He did it, one hundred and fifty-five souls. ♫

  • Children of the Corn

    Children of the Corn

    ♫ The sins of modernity done made your ass weak
    Tremblin' before me as I'm spreadin' some cheek
    My crew's long knives stab-stabbin' your papa
    While I'm bangin' in the rows with girls that guapa ♫

    ♫ Got my suit and my tie and my round ass hat
    My creepy stare'll smoke ya as sure as a gat
    Y'all little bitches gonna end up in graves
    Cuz Isaac'll kill ya with the power of maize ♫

    ♫ Zapping puny brains…

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  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    The desert planet slaveboy grew into a petulant horndog who joins the galactic hegemony's secret police - training under that inexplicably hot moron who was himself trained by the Irish hippie who died like a bitch in the last film - where he sexually manipulates the princess who can't change the tone of her voice, massacres a tribe of indigenous peoples, and makes a lot of blubbery sounds about his feelings or whatever. Meanwhile, the hot moron discovers a rainy…

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future


    The problem with introspection is that it has no end.

    - Philip K. Dick


    The diaphragm muscle is attached to the last rib and separates the abdominal cavity (do not puncture) from the chest cavity. Cut through diaphragm to detach ribs from carcass. Then use knife to remove flank muscle which is found between ribs and rear legs.

    - "Field Dressing Big Game, Gutless Method," Alaska Dept. of Fish & Game


    He used to stand on his head at…

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