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  • Cool World

    Cool World

    Who Fucked Roger Rabbit?

  • Stop Making Sense

    Stop Making Sense

    ★★★★★

    For 88 minutes - a duration of such fantastical brevity that on a cosmic scale it effectively doesn't exist - the ceiling of doom that we carry through every waking moment somehow dissolves, and within its place: a primal, bestial, communal joy.

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  • Nomads

    Nomads

    ★★

    Now this is a Pierce Brosnan I can get behind! Panicked, needlessly violent, sobbing with a tit in his mouth.

    We understand each other.

  • Dick Tracy

    Dick Tracy

    ★★★

    WARREN BEATTY: Look! It's a little turd! I made it just for you!

    [WARREN BEATTY sets down a semi-solid poop in front of you. It has been spray painted bright yellow and has a little hat. It is beautiful.]

    WARREN BEATTY: I hope you like my turd!

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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    ★★★★★

    If the sole purpose of Thomas Cruise Mapother IV's rise and fall and rise again was to lead him inexorably to this, the finest piece of action cinema since Buster Keaton's The General, 92 long, horrifying years ago, it would be worth it.

  • Carlito's Way

    Carlito's Way

    ★★★★½

    Kleinfeld is a human nightmare. A ginger halo fizzing around his head, like a cartoon mad scientist being electrocuted. Dressed in the juvenile flash of an accountant ordering an escort while his wife is out of town. His mouth forms a thin rectangle, the upper lip wobbling limply, giving him resting fart investigation face. His voice is a nasal buzzing, a butter knife sliding across a plate. Eyes tiny and always moving, flies on his face.