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  • Sully

    Sully

    ★★★★½

    ♫ This is the Captain, brace that ass for impact.
    Don't doubt, motherfucker, ain't in the abstract.
    Bird strikin' tiddies, with bitches that is stacked.
    Black box, listen close, make your balls retract. ♫

    ♫ Ain't no crash, perfect forced water landing.
    Back the fuck off, 'fore I piss where you standing.
    I'm fucking filthy, just got the right branding.
    Ride on my mustache, that pussy commanding. ♫

    ♫ Can't sully this Sully, King of the Controls.
    Going ballistic, laying pipe 'round the poles,
    She start chanting, while I'm filling her holes:
    He did it, one hundred and fifty-five souls. ♫

  • Children of the Corn

    Children of the Corn

    ♫ The sins of modernity done made your ass weak
    Tremblin' before me as I'm spreadin' some cheek
    My crew's long knives stab-stabbin' your papa
    While I'm bangin' in the rows with girls that guapa ♫

    ♫ Got my suit and my tie and my round ass hat
    My creepy stare'll smoke ya as sure as a gat
    Y'all little bitches gonna end up in graves
    Cuz Isaac'll kill ya with the power of maize ♫

    ♫ Zapping puny brains…

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  • Odd Thomas

    Odd Thomas

    Exactly the kind of masturbatory nonsense I would've made if you gave me $50 million at the age of 15.

    Stephen Sommers should fucking know better.

  • Dreamgirls

    Dreamgirls

    One of the many things I love about mainstream 60s pop is how every song is blatantly about fucking but you can't mention body parts or specific acts or make any moaning sounds - you just gotta sing baby I wanna be close to you and people will intuit that means his dick.

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