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  • Carter

    ★½

  • Sully

    ★★★★★

  • Bullet Train

    ★★★

  • The Escapist

    ★★★½

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  • Sully

    Sully

    ★★★★½

    ♫ This is the Captain, brace that ass for impact.
    Don't doubt, motherfucker, ain't in the abstract.
    Bird strikin' tiddies, with bitches that is stacked.
    Black box, listen close, make your balls retract. ♫

    ♫ Ain't no crash, perfect forced water landing.
    Back the fuck off, 'fore I piss where you standing.
    I'm fucking filthy, just got the right branding.
    Ride on my mustache, that pussy commanding. ♫

    ♫ Can't sully this Sully, King of the Controls.
    Going ballistic, laying pipe 'round the poles,
    She start chanting, while I'm filling her holes:
    He did it, one hundred and fifty-five souls. ♫

  • Children of the Corn

    Children of the Corn

    ♫ The sins of modernity done made your ass weak
    Tremblin' before me as I'm spreadin' some cheek
    My crew's long knives stab-stabbin' your papa
    While I'm bangin' in the rows with girls that guapa ♫

    ♫ Got my suit and my tie and my round ass hat
    My creepy stare'll smoke ya as sure as a gat
    Y'all little bitches gonna end up in graves
    Cuz Isaac'll kill ya with the power of maize ♫

    ♫ Zapping puny brains…

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  • Carter

    Carter

    The inevitable result of modern action cinema's obsession with frantic twirly-whirly cg-assisted oners, aesthetically empty gunfights of impossibly accurate silenced rounds popping craniums like monched cherry tomatoes, and a staunch commitment to maximum brutality without addressing pesky details like narrative coherence or ensuring your lead can pronounce his own character's name.

  • Sully

    Sully

    ★★★★★

    I cackle like a goddamn lunatic every time Anna Gunn, with the seriousness of a eulogy, announces, "Gentlemen, headsets."

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