Army of the Dead

Army of the Dead ★½

So juvenile that before the big mission, the heroes get to have little sweet reunion scenes with their veteran guns.

So lazy that Dave Bautista uses a bottle opener on what is quite clearly a screw-top.

So ugly that Snyder's major stylistic choice is having as much of the film be out-of-focus as possible.

So fucking irritating that I got mad at the zombies for not eviscerating the cast fast enough.

Rancid, childish, basic-cable bullshit.

Whatever creative insight Snyder white-knuckled over the past decade has long since dissolved into the dreary pool of his insipid hyper-masculine maximalism.

But, yes. The tiger scene is rad.

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