Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood ★★★★★

Gina, Gina, Gina. The face in the misty light.

Hello, Mr. Schwarz.

Hello, Gina! I, uh... I have a meeting with a very handsome cowboy man.

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The hell're you lookin' at, you little ginger haired fucker?

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Cliff driving recklessly down the Hollywood Freeway has become my spiritual rite.

A pale blue Volkswagen Karmann Ghia and bourbon, in lieu of bread/flesh and wine/blood.

When my wife becomes concerned with my health and mental well-being, I just explain to her that movies are my footballs.

Films are games. Actors are players. Directors are coaches. Producers are owners. Crew are trainers. Leads are quarterbacks. Grips are linemen. Character actors are wide receivers. Contracts are contracts. Kisses are passes. Fights are sacks. Murders are interceptions.*

When do we get Fantasy Hollywood?







*i know nothing about footedballs

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