Rocketman ★★★

EXT. ROCKETMAN SET, LONDON - DAY

DEXTER FLETCHER
You're sure this is how it happened?

ELTON JOHN
Absolutely! This is completely accurate!

DEXTER FLETCHER
[deep breath]
Alright.
[through bullhorn]
ACTION!

An enormous, hitherto unnoticed, gate opens in the South facade of the Tower of London. ELTON JOHN & PRINCESS DIANA emerge from the gate, riding DOLPHINS, which leap gracefully into the Thames.

MOVIE ELTON JOHN
We're coming to get you, Saddam!

PRINCESS DIANA
Oy! Let's get a pasty first, bruv!

DIANA'S DOLPHIN
Eeeek eek eek eeeeek!

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