Till Death

Till Death ★★½

INT. CABIN BEDROOM - DAY

MEGAN FOX
[breathy and slow, like she just woke up]
I know I asked for commitment but aye-yi-yi!
[gestures limply at dead handcuffed husband]

Softly, as if far away, out in the dunes of snow, a tremulous trombone can be heard.

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