Favorite films

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Pink Floyd: The Wall
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Freddy Got Fingered

Recent activity

  • Titan A.E.


  • The Haunting


  • Twixt


  • THX 1138


Pinned reviews

  • King Coal

    King Coal


    “I’m just an old chunk of coal now Lord, but I’m gonna be a diamond someday.”

    My great grandfather was a coal miner by the name of Ernest “Ernie” Shoemaker. Dropping out of school in the 5th grade, Pawpaw Ernie left and became a coal miner in the hills of West Virginia, a job which he worked until retirement. Although my Pawpaw Ernie was only my grandfather by marriage and not by blood, his legacy, life, and love made him…

  • The Kissing Booth 3

    The Kissing Booth 3


    Seung-Hui Cho was a South Korean mass murderer responsible for perpetrating the Virginia Tech shooting. Cho killed 32 people and wounded 17 others with two semi-automatic pistols on April 16, 2007, at Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University in Blacksburg, Virginia, making it the deadliest school shooting in US history.

    If you're wondering why I'm opening with this it's because this fucking movie that Netflix greenlit is a loose adaptation of "Richard McBeef" the one act play written by Cho…

Recent reviews

  • Titan A.E.

    Titan A.E.


    Will forever find it funny that my copy of this proudly states "This is the movie Star Wars fans have been waiting for.

  • The Haunting

    The Haunting


    Hooptober X #5/31:

    Lives up to its reputation as one of the most horrifying ghost stories ever told. Genuinely petrifying how much this manages to scare while doing so little. This is a masterwork, I’m sure I’ll revisit this soon.

Popular reviews

  • Huh?



    The guy who uploaded the rip of this I watched on youtube's channel name is "melbrooksjew2"

  • Pinocchio 3000

    Pinocchio 3000


    I do not ever want to think about Pinocchio 3000 ever again. I am genuinely struggling to write anything else about this because my brain has already begun repressing memories of it in the less than 24 hours since I watched it. I hated this so so much. It's ugly, awful, and boring. Don't watch this.