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  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Pink Floyd: The Wall
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Freddy Got Fingered

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  • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

    ★★★★

  • Critters 4

    ★★★

  • Top Secret!

    ★★★★

  • Critters 3

    ★½

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  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story

    ★★★★★

    Come the 26th of November it will have been a year since she left me. 

    At one point in my life it may have seemed absurd for me to dwell on just three months spent with someone for as long as I have, but I’ve been known to fall hard for less. For two months straight I couldn’t go more than three days at a time without vomiting up whatever was in my stomach at the time. I had little…

  • The Kissing Booth 3

    The Kissing Booth 3

    ★★★

    Seung-Hui Cho was a South Korean mass murderer responsible for perpetrating the Virginia Tech shooting. Cho killed 32 people and wounded 17 others with two semi-automatic pistols on April 16, 2007, at Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University in Blacksburg, Virginia, making it the deadliest school shooting in US history.

    If you're wondering why I'm opening with this it's because this fucking movie that Netflix greenlit is a loose adaptation of "Richard McBeef" the one act play written by Cho…

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  • Pinocchio 3000

    Pinocchio 3000

    I do not ever want to think about Pinocchio 3000 ever again. I am genuinely struggling to write anything else about this because my brain has already begun repressing memories of it in the less than 24 hours since I watched it. I hated this so so much. It's ugly, awful, and boring. Don't watch this.

  • Huh?

    Huh?

    ★★★½

    The guy who uploaded the rip of this I watched on youtube's channel name is "melbrooksjew2"