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  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ½

    Me barging into Panos Cosmatos' house with a chainsaw: WhaT WAS THE REASON? WHAT WAS THE REASON WHAT WAS THE REASON WHAT WAS THE REASON BITCH WHAT WAS THE REASONNNNNNNNNN?

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  • Blood Harvest

    Blood Harvest

    ★★★★

    I can't even put into words how good/horrifying this is, just watch it.

  • Scary Movie

    Scary Movie

    ★★½

    IS THIS ABOUT THE TIME I PUKED GREEN SLIME AND MASTURBATED WITH A CRUCIFIX, I TOLD YOU THAT WAS MY FIRST KEG PARTY BOBBY!

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  • The Tale

    The Tale

    ★★★★★

    "I was younger than I thought of myself to be."

    TW: Sexual abuse

    I'm having trouble breathing as I type this, and my hands are still shaking a little bit. I feel sick watching it and my eyes water every few moments no matter how many times I wipe the tears away. It's too close to what happened and it hurts deeply to think about, even more than when watching Mysterious Skin.

    In my review for Mysterious Skin back in…

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Frances McDormand's back probably hurts from carrying this movie.