La La Land ★★

The antithesis of Lemonade. Also it’s unoriginal, basically tells the same story as Umbrellas except with none of the emotion or talent. Ryan Gosling can’t fucking sing don’t cast him in musicals. Yall really made Isabelle Huppert watch this bitmoji win an Oscar? So many of the jokes don’t work and just feel uncomfortable also Ryan’s character is a fucking asshole. And you really didn’t need to do Rosemarie DeWitt that dirty, I would so much rather watch a movie about her character except not directed by french-fry-with-that-twirpy-moustache Demon Cantdirect.

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