Suspiria

Suspiria ★★★★★

Okay but the only thing that could have made this better is if Isabelle Adjani had played one of the teachers.

Refreshing, but not in a glass of cool water way more in a smearing intestines on your bare naked chest way. For some reason I find a lot of this relatable and arousing, much in the same way that I do Possession. And I don't even mean arousing in an inherently sexual way. Maybe alluring is more the word but either way I feel a strange sort of connection to these films as if it's something that I want my life to be. More on that when I start going to therapy again. Some people just wanna fuck a squid sex monster or develop a pussy wound in the middle of your chest? That's just growing up!

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