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  • The Beach Girls and the Monster

    ★★★

  • Stalker

    ★★★

  • La Ciénaga

    ★★★★

  • Prey

    ★★★★★

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  • The Beach Girls and the Monster

    The Beach Girls and the Monster

    ★★★

    The first time they showed the creature I was like AWWWW at its lil rubbery frowny face! This has some of the most geriatric teenagers I've ever seen in a movie, and some of the worst dancing, and of course the plot never gets as crazy as I wanted it to. But there's a scene where a girl and a puppet sing a song about monsters around the campfire that reminded me a lot of the ventriloquist dummy scene from…

  • Stalker

    Stalker

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Two thirds of the way through this I wrote in my notes "I might have known this wasn't the kind of movie where either of the dudes would just walk up to the Room and be like 'OK great let's go in,'" which I know is an incredibly facile thing to say but the sheer talkiness of this movie had really worn me down by that point and I was really desperate to watch something happen. Even though this gives…

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  • The Cabbage-Patch Fairy

    The Cabbage-Patch Fairy

    ★★★½

    I love that this is what someone wanted to do when they got their hands on filmmaking technology.

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★★

    I'm not going to dignify the edgelords' terrible takes on this by linking to them, but it's VERY FUNNY to me that anyone watched this and concluded it has a measurably different "agenda" than the original!!! It's the EXACT SAME STORY: squad of highly trained warriors try and fail to subdue the Predator via traditional means, so the one remaining fighter defeats it by thinking outside the box and not relying on brute strength!! And look, I was going to…