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  • Ratatouille
  • Ratatouille
  • Ratatouille

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  • The House

    ★★★

  • The Colony

    ★★½

  • The Handmaiden

    ★★★★½

  • The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

    ★★★★

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  • The House

    The House

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    my cotton fabric bitch ass parents get turned into furniture because of this creepy cursed house, burned to the ground, and all I got was this t-shirt and a depressing, extremely disturbing origin story??


    ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sɪᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀ ʙᴜɢ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ʜᴀʟғᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ (ᴛᴏᴏ ɴᴀsᴛʏ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴀᴜɴᴛɪɴɢʟʏ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ 10/10)

  • The Colony

    The Colony

    ★★½

    this movie ain’t got nothing on Wall-E (2008). there are no cubes, no hottie space robot and instead of his little cockroach friend, this planet is full of isopods wtfff

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  • Good on Paper

    Good on Paper

    ★½

    mansplain, manifest, manipulate

    the male version of

    gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss 

    and also the plot of this movie

  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ★★★★½

    the amount of Uno reverse cards this movie pulled on me

    slapped me with a +4 and changed the color to green. I only have a blue hand. someone must have shuffled the deck. go fish