This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
my cotton fabric bitch ass parents get turned into furniture because of this creepy cursed house, burned to the ground, and all I got was this t-shirt and a depressing, extremely disturbing origin story??
ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sɪᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀ ʙᴜɢ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ʜᴀʟғᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ (ᴛᴏᴏ ɴᴀsᴛʏ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴀᴜɴᴛɪɴɢʟʏ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ 10/10)