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  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Whiplash
  • Before Sunrise

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  • Nope

    ★★★★

  • Hit the Road

    ★★★

  • Airplane!

    ★★★★★

  • Bullet Train

    ★½

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I fucking love when aliens are weird fucking dudes and not just grey humans, fuck I love it so fucking much. More weird aliens all the fucking time, fuck yeah.

  • Hit the Road

    Hit the Road

    ★★★

    I really feel like this film has been missold as a comedy. Sure, it's funnier than the other Iranian films I've seen, but I think it's really going to mislead general audiences. To make the second most obvious comparison, I get a lot of Beckettian vibes, with a thin veil of humour draped over an existential journey to maybe nowhere. Also, love the cinematography! Sometimes films coast by on just filming pretty landscapes but no, the way these pretty landscapes are filmed is also lovely. Not much more to say, it's nice, wish I felt more!

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  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★½

    I haven't sighed this loudly or had my head in hands this much since Solo. Apologies if you run into me in the next week, I have much more to say and no nice way of saying it.

  • Never Gonna Snow Again

    Never Gonna Snow Again

    ★★★★½

    Totally adored this, what a wonderful reminder of the joys of watching films you know nothing about. There's dream sequences that reference Tarkovsky, a strip club scene with music that sounds like it was ripped straight from the Wii shop and more segway action than any film since Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. Funny and sad and surreal, it's just fucking awesome, easily my favourite Polish comedy out of the one Polish comedy I have seen.