this is like if licorice pizza was about child abduction in the 70s. and also really bad
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As Above, So Below 2014
>looking for philsophers stone
>ask the papillion if the catacombs are creepy or wet
> he doesnt understand, i pull nicolas flamels tombstone off the wall and cover it with cleaning products to explain
> he laughs and says "c'est une cave madame"
>go to the cave
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Killer Klowns from Outer Space 1988
age 17: this is so corny and stupid. this movie is mid as hell
now: this is so corny and stupid. this is the best movie ive ever seen
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Catwoman: Hunted 2022
Celebrity voice acting and animation style aside it’s so incredibly charming and filled with delightful character details and references. Good fun
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Fire Island 2022
This time around I really soaked in every time Conrad ricamora was shirtless and let me tell you, it’s worth it
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Practical Magic 1998
Nicole Kidman I will follow you to the ends of the earth, even to the mediocre whimsical magic movie if you’re playing a hot slutty witch
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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
where to begin with this, i dont even think its worth the words but im gonna say them anyway. this movie is like a video game cutscene that you keep thinking is about to end, and give you control of the game, and then it cuts to a different scene in a different location. we used to get licensed video game adaptations, then they essentially became the frankenmovie sequels that are inflicted upon us every somewhere. to call it incoherent…