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  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space

    Ok. I'm baffled here for a number of reasons. I was recommended this HP Lovecraft adaption in good faith and never in my life have I seen such a laughable mess (understatement) receive so much praise from a majority of outlets. It currently has an 83% on Rotten Tomatoes, and I'm truly astounded and both confused considering you have all the hallmarks of a "unintended" comedy classic here, let alone a "good" movie. If you were to create a schlock…

  • I Lost My Body

    I Lost My Body


    In what I consider to be the best animated film of the year - and hopefully so does the academy with the nomination it recently recieved - "I Lost My Body" regards a dismembered hand seeking reattachement with its owner. Such a simple premise is portrayed elegantly through a captivating score, breathtaking visuals and poignant character pieces. It really is something to see. (Available on Netflix).

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  • 1917



    Filmed in one single continuous shot through a hellscape of mud, ash, blood and tears, Sam Mendes's "1917" is a technical feat to be experienced in a theater. That's all that needs to be said.

  • The Shining

    The Shining


    Why am I even attempting to review this? It's "The Shining." A monsoon of gore. Ghost furries. Jack Nicholsons eyebrows. An axe. Another axe. Ghost bartender. Everyone loves this fucking movie. If you have not seen it, you're late to a party that's been going on 40 years straight.