Jason Coffman

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Favorite films

  • Messiah of Evil
  • Inland Empire
  • Amateur
  • Céline and Julie Go Boating

Recent activity

  • Godzilla Minus One

  • We Forgot About The Zombies

  • American Fiction

  • Bad CGI Gator

Pinned reviews

  • The Giant Spider

    The Giant Spider


    This is not a review of The Giant Spider but an informative post about a serious issue with The Movie Database regarding independent movies. I'm putting it here as this is the most popular of Christopher Mihm's movies and so hopefully has the best chance to be seen by like-minded viewers.

    I got an email this morning from The Movie Database informing me that Christopher Mihm's The Phantom Lake Kids in the Beast Walks Among Us had been deleted due…

  • House of Dreams

    House of Dreams

    Back in 2019, I stumbled on House of Dreams while looking for either 1960s regional horror movies, movies made in Indiana, or both. I had read the Bleeding Skull review long before, but had filed it away and mostly forgotten about it. Once it was back on my radar, I ended up buying the DVD from Alpha Video and was pretty floored--here was a completely independent horror feature production made in Indiana that had its premiere in September of 1963.…

Recent reviews

  • Thanksgiving


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone mention that among the 80s-era movies Roth nods to in this, he basically did a subtle version of the end of The Last American Virgin here.

  • Night of Horror

    Night of Horror

    Steve's been avoiding his bandmates, but Chris finds him in what appears to be an almost entirely empty basement with wood paneling and a bar in one corner. Steve is dealing with some heavy stuff, and tells Chris all about it: he went with his half-brother, his sister-in-law, and her sister in a camper to some woods where they got stranded and met a group of confederate ghosts who asked them a favor. They did the favor, and the ghosts…

Popular reviews

  • 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus

    2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus


    "Communism is all over the place."

    This movie suggests the coronavirus pandemic is a worldwide globalist conspiracy to establish a One World Order where everyone must speak English, and Christianity, ice cream, and funerals are all outlawed. It does this mostly through endless scenes of people sitting around in a big room in a basement and just talking and talking and talking. There are long follow shots of people walking where the camera is set at ass level; after a…

  • Song of the Blind Girl

    Song of the Blind Girl

    A list of 20 things filmmaker Tom Charley ("ctom") does not appear to know, understand, or believe, based on the content of this film:

    1. Generally speaking, night is the part of the 24-hour cycle when it is dark outside.

    2. The human gestational period is 9 months.

    3. Waterboarding.

    4. Hospitals.

    5. Fall and Winter are the seasons when the weather is coldest.

    6. Props.

    7. Abortion.

    8. The difference between "thousands" and "millions."

    9. It is considered poor…