Why? Just why. It doesn't make sense.
Hercules *throws a bear out of the galaxy and creates the Ursa Major*
There's a show on German TV about the worst movies of all time and today's episode was about Hercules.
I have no idea what the story was about or if there even was a story. It's a cringefest of bad costumes and even worse special effects, I have no words for them. The acting consists of nothing but confused or apathic faces, which ironically is exactly how…
"He wants you to fuck off."
Wow, how unpleasant can a movie be.
Phantom Thread is about the abusive and literally toxic relationship between Reynolds Woodcock and Alma.
Reynolds is a fancy designer, his brand is called Woodcock. Yes, wooden cocks and everyone loves what he makes.
I hated nearly every character. Reynolds is as hard as the wood for his cocks and Alma has a pretty hard cock, too. Metaphorically. Of course.
He's narcissistic, short tempered, cold, distant and…
"Go suck the devil's cock, bitch!"
Four idiots travel to LA to go Coachella, they are two days early so they do what everyone of us would do: stalk a shopowner who didn't kiss their customers asses.
This movie is the "3 b's": bad, boring and bdumb. The characters were clichée af, after the first few pieces of dialoge I couldn't wait for them to die. They were flat, dumb and got on my nerves way too fast.