David Buhrmaster

But don’t go by me, I broke a shoelace this morning.

Favorite films

  • The Place Beyond the Pines
  • National Treasure
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Honeyland

Recent activity

  • Rushmore


  • Shirkers


  • The Bob's Burgers Movie


  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Belle


    …what? What the hell did I just watch.

    Nothing made sense, and not in a fun experimental way. It bordered on completely incoherent. It felt like a fever dream, but not in an intentionally artistic way. It was like one of those dreams where it sorta makes sense in the moment, but when you wake up you start to question your sanity… only with Belle, it never made sense in the first place.

    And so many contradictions!
    It’s like there…

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    This is terrible and I hated it. I will be watching both sequels.