Jones Buhrmaster

Jones Buhrmaster

But don’t go by me, I broke a shoelace this morning.

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
  • National Treasure
  • The Place Beyond the Pines

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  • Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★½

  • Poor Things

    ★★★★

  • May December

    ★★★★

  • American Fiction

    ★★★★

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★

    KNIGHT: Hello, potion seller. I am going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

    POTION SELLER: My potions are too strong for you, traveler.

    KNIGHT: Potion seller, I tell you I am going into battle and I want only your strongest potions.

    POTION SELLER: You can’t handle my potions. They’re too strong for you.

    KNIGHT: Potion seller, listen to me. I want only your strongest potions.

    POTION SELLER: My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions.…

  • May December

    May December

    ★★★★

    Iconically confounding. Loved the use of score, very Lifetime movie

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  • Belle

    Belle

    …what? What the hell did I just watch.

    Nothing made sense, and not in a fun experimental way. It bordered on completely incoherent. It felt like a fever dream, but not in an intentionally artistic way. It was like one of those dreams where it sorta makes sense in the moment, but when you wake up you start to question your sanity… only with Belle, it never made sense in the first place.

    And so many contradictions!
    It’s like there…

  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    ★★★★

    Looney Tunes fucking up Trump Tower but somehow they’re the bad guys? Backwards.