• Night of the Lepus

    Night of the Lepus

    I’m not sure rabbits will ever be able to live this one down

  • Frankie



    Someone watched too many Woody Allen movies before making this...and not the good ones either

  • Primal



    Nicolas Cage’s best friend is a talking parrot. It’s everything I hoped it to be and more.

  • Artemis Fowl

    Artemis Fowl

    I never thought anything would top her performance in Cats, but there’s a moment in Artemis Fowl  where a spaceship door opens up and 85-year-old nearly blind Dame Judi Dench - playing a fairy dressed in metallic green - menacingly growls “Top o’ the morning”.

    She also lives in a volcano and rides an elf Segway. 

    I have no idea what this movie is about.

  • F for Fake

    F for Fake


    A film I appreciate more than I like

  • Run This Town

    Run This Town


    Pretty sure Damian Lewis is just wearing the remnants of Mike Myers’ Fat Bastard costume from The Spy Who Shagged Me. 


  • Elephant



    Thank god Meghan Markle has something else going for her in life because voiceover narration is not her strong point

  • Last Christmas

    Last Christmas


    There’s a scene where Emilia Clarke falls into a pile of trash bags which is an apt metaphor for this movie

  • The Laundromat

    The Laundromat

    This condescending movie mansplained fraud and offshore finance to me for 90 mins.

  • The King

    The King


    The comedy of the year! Come for the silly haircuts and questionable accents, stay for Robert Pattinson in the best cinematic performance since Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending.

  • Victor Frankenstein

    Victor Frankenstein


    Is Victor Frankenstein a good movie? No.

    Does it have Daniel Radcliffe, James McAvoy, and Andrew Scott in Victorian clothing? Yes.

    Does a dead chimpanzee come back to life and run amok? Yes.

    Does Daniel Radcliffe appear in clown makeup with a hunchback? Yes.

    Are there any speaking roles for women? Not really.  

    Did anyone ask for a Dr. Frankenstein origin story? No.

    Am I glad this exists? Yes.

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two


    The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby cast reunion we deserve