• Loki

    Loki

    ★★★★★

    hottest thing on this planet are those forearms, baby

  • The Swan

    The Swan

    ★★★★★

    quite frankly could watch rupert friend go in and out of those fake corn stalks all damn day

  • Cat Person

    Cat Person

    ★★★★★

    this is for bb james gandolfini

  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    ★★★★★

    wes anderson can do no wrong!!!! the cutest thing to ever grace my eyeballs

  • Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario

    ★★★★★

    felt scene by the millennial having sex dreams about nic cage. 

    i love janet's turn on of david byrne's big suit ❤️

  • Permission

    Permission

    ★★★★★

    buddy you gotta find the woman who really wants you to spit in her mouth.

    happy rebecca hall realized a hot musician who was knocked off the charts by the band train was more her speed as a music major

    wild how doofy dan stevens can be and yet he's still adorable!!!!

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    watched it in imax wearing my "i am kenough" sweatshirt and let me tell you, worth it.

  • Fair Play

    Fair Play

    ★★★★★

    alden ehrenreich is the best of men and that's something we all should remember.

  • Little Italy

    Little Italy

    ★★★★★

    hayden christensen is too hot for this movie!!!! no italian was consulted in the making of this movie!

    when hayden rolls up in a shirt that says "save a stallion, ride an italian" i legitimately fell off my couch and smashed my head. 

    anyway weirdly racist and gross at times in a way that screams 2003 and not 2018 but again, hot hayden carries a lot

  • Dicks: The Musical

    Dicks: The Musical

    ★★★★★

    i'm so proud of my fucking identical twins

  • The Creator

    The Creator

    ★★★★★

    wanna live on that beach with john david washington and gemma chan

  • The Royal Hotel

    The Royal Hotel

    ★★★★★

    I really do fear I will simply never know when I am looking at Hugo Weaving now that he doesn't give a fuck. 

    Jessica Henwick, I love you so much.