rachierachie has written 7 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Noelle


    was going to watch for b*ll h*der but i made it like 5 minutes in and decided that it wasn’t worth the hour and 40 minutes of suicidal thoughts

  • Firehouse Dog

    Firehouse Dog

    we had to watch this for indoor recess in elementary school and i almost threw up because of it while all of the other children laughed with glee at the stupid dog i hate uou firehouse dog

  • The Marky Mark Workout: Form... Focus... Fitness

    The Marky Mark Workout: Form... Focus... Fitness

    i’m going to say that i’ve watched this just to spite this man

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    awful! i hated that! boring and bad! i don’t give a shit about mark zuckerburg he a lil bitch! it’s unbelievable that they wasted their time with this when they could have been making a movie about the creators of poptropica! half star because fuck u!!!

  • How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

    How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

    saw this movie on my first date ever and it fucking sucked dude wouldn’t stop talking during the movie to say how awesome the animation is, a man fell asleep next to me, he took me to his apartment without telling me that was the plan, my friends thought that i was getting murdered, and now i don’t think that i can ever watch a how to train your dragon movie without wanting to kms. the half star is for the chik-fil-a he bought me

  • Too Big to Fail

    Too Big to Fail

    This movie sucks ass why do people have New York accents why did the people who made this movie add little descriptions of the characters as if I care about a bunch of crusty ass business majors

  • Florence Foster Jenkins

    Florence Foster Jenkins

    Did not enjoy the plot just wandered all over the place and it didn’t even seem like there was a central conflict other than she’s bad at singing and that's that.