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The Batman 2022
absolutely incredible movie here are some thoughts:
- being a resident in gotham would literally be a fucking nightmare i already hate going on the interstate if i had to worry about a car chase between the penguin and fucking batman i would be mad af
- dropheads are just people who loooove juicy drop pops
- jesus these fucking cops all love to just stand around in big groups doing nothing watching batman fuck around. like what is ur… -
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The Ghost of Lord Farquaad 2003
Saw this at Shrek 4D Vision mere days before the popular attraction was brutally murdered on January 10, 2022.
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Venom: Let There Be Carnage 2021
literally crying and puking thinking about how symbiotes can’t control their feeding urges and they’re cruelly punished by society because of it (i got DD titties and i squirt btw)
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Everyone Loves Mel 1998
i made an entire bus full of marching band college students watch this on a 26 hour drive to florida and now i’m convinced that at least half of them want me to die horrifically. this was accidentally the last movie that my grandpa watched before he died. someday i will drug all of my closest friends, transport them to a secluded cabin in alaska on a golf cart like in the movie, and force them to watch this movie with me. best movie EVAH!!!!!!!
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Ready or Not 2019
grace is my fucking QUEEN i know that bitch votes for bernie ain’t nobody doin it like her
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Little Miss Sunshine 2006
instant classic!!!! love love love the soundtrack, casting was perfect, made me laugh, made me cry, made me softly smile. just such a good mix of wholesome, raunchy, and introspective
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 2011
Literally the perfect movie the only way this would be better is if Rodrick was out and proud
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