rachierachie has written 20 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ .

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    absolutely incredible movie here are some thoughts:
    - being a resident in gotham would literally be a fucking nightmare i already hate going on the interstate if i had to worry about a car chase between the penguin and fucking batman i would be mad af
    - dropheads are just people who loooove juicy drop pops 
    - jesus these fucking cops all love to just stand around in big groups doing nothing watching batman fuck around. like what is ur…

  • Down with Love

    Down with Love

    ★★★★★

    Literally the best movie ever filmed

  • The Ghost of Lord Farquaad

    The Ghost of Lord Farquaad

    ★★★★★

    Saw this at Shrek 4D Vision mere days before the popular attraction was brutally murdered on January 10, 2022.

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★★★

    literally crying and puking thinking about how symbiotes can’t control their feeding urges and they’re cruelly punished by society because of it (i got DD titties and i squirt btw)

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    ★★★★★

    fruity robots really made the movie

  • The Hunt

    The Hunt

    ★★★★★

    i can’t even articulate what i’m feeling rn i’m not exactly sure what the message is like???? neoliberal bad? yes.  working class misunderstood? yes. i just spent the entire movie 👁👄👁

  • Everyone Loves Mel

    Everyone Loves Mel

    ★★★★★

    i made an entire bus full of marching band college students watch this on a 26 hour drive to florida and now i’m convinced that at least half of them want me to die horrifically. this was accidentally the last movie that my grandpa watched before he died. someday i will drug all of my closest friends, transport them to a secluded cabin in alaska on a golf cart like in the movie, and force them to watch this movie with me. best movie EVAH!!!!!!!

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★★★

    grace is my fucking QUEEN i know that bitch votes for bernie ain’t nobody doin it like her

  • Little Miss Sunshine

    Little Miss Sunshine

    ★★★★★

    instant classic!!!! love love love the soundtrack, casting was perfect, made me laugh, made me cry, made me softly smile. just such a good mix of wholesome, raunchy, and introspective

  • Moulin Rouge!

    Moulin Rouge!

    ★★★★★

    This and a blunt😍

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    ★★★★★

    Literally the perfect movie the only way this would be better is if Rodrick was out and proud

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    People are clowning this movie (get it ahahahah) but honestly???????? Name a more iconic scene than the losers killing Pennywise by calling him a fucking clown to turn him into a deflated ballsack and then ripping his fucking heart out. U can’t. Richie calling the alien clown freak trying to murder them a sloppy bitch?????? Gay rights babey!!!!!!! I admire the sheer amount of unbridled rage the actor who played Eddie brought to every line. Was it necessary? No. Was…