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Brightburn 2019
if i found a baby in an oozing tentacley space ship thing, i simply would not take it 😌 and if i did end up raising the baby as my own i most certainly would NOT keep the evil fucking spaceship in my BASEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch 2019
the algebra song hit different and the song about white women crying in the streets of new york really resonated with me because i have been that woman
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Eight Below 2006
when i was in preschool my mom got this from the library for me and my sister to watch because she thought it was just a cute movie about sled dogs but little did she know that this movie would deeply traumatize us and give us nightmares for weeks
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The Girl on the Train 2016
bro i felt like fuggin sherlock holmes but if he had no idea what was happening
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Bridesmaids 2011
Movie chock full of queens. My one criticism is that Kristen Wiig was forced to fall in love with a pig who wore jeans, an untucked shirt, and an ugly ass blazer to woo her. I will pretend I did not see that one Miss Wiig but please do better
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