• North by Northwest
  • Pig


    There's some meat to this but it isn't entirely cohesive. Apocalypse, apathy, grief, revenge, and impermanence are all there but never really synthesized in the film, and you're left to try and piece it together yourself. Genre deconstructions like this are deliberately unsatisfying, which Pig gestures to ironically with the deconstructed food; this is of course the "point" of the film but it's not particularly interesting or new.

    Pig is really Piglet because it isn't fully grown yet. Understandable for…

  • Heads or Tails 2

    Heads or Tails 2


    "Unsettling and raw"

    Filmed just before a plague was unleashed upon the globe, Heads or Tails 2 is finally here after a post-production wrought with struggle. Free to view on YouTube: youtu.be/W5LNlOhgFcg

  • Extraction



    All of the best action is in the first half, second half action is more of the same, typical action movie type stuff. Was really enjoying it but it loses steam pretty hard. The non-action scenes are, of course, garbage

  • Heads or Tails

    Heads or Tails


    Simply sublime, a masterpiece. The purest ethical dilemma, life or death, distilled into a taut thriller with an ending you won't want to miss. The agony on display by the two leads here is indescribable. Impeccably directed debut by Stolarczyk and on a shoestring budget, too. Heads or Tails, on top of being a gutwrenching work of pure dread, is a feast for the eyes, an instant entry into the annals of one-shot cinema. This film is an astounding aesthetic…

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered


    unmitigated masterpiece

  • Julia



  • Ford v Ferrari

    Ford v Ferrari


    Holds your attention for 150 minutes. Never boring and occasionally pretty funny but weighed down by cheesy Hollywoodisms and family movie tropes and lacks any real tension. Strange amount of hype for this one

  • Joker



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I wish the movie kept up the darkly comic aspect I saw in it during the first half. I think I'm probably seeing my own idea for the movie in it though.

    When Arthur gets the sign stolen then beat up in the alley by those kids I thought it was funny in how absurd and unrealistic it was, and I assumed it was being played for laughs in a sort of tongue-in-cheek silly way, with the way he curls…

  • Just Visiting

    Just Visiting



  • Couch
  • Leo the Lion

    Leo the Lion

    Tough to review this classic. Do I rate it on how objectively bad it is, or how much I enjoyed the experience?