• Killjoy 3

    Killjoy 3

    ½

    I will not be watching Killjoy 1 and 2.

  • Class Act

    Class Act

    ★★

    I loved this movie when I was a kid. It was on cable constantly. Its not good. The wax museum scene is OK.

  • Hamburger Hill

    Hamburger Hill

    ★½

    This movie kinda sucks. The acting is awful. Theres so much “vietnam war movie acting.”- I cant explain it properly, but you’ll know what i mean. Its a parody but meant to be taken seriously. Its got a real stink of trying to hard and sucking shit.

  • The Apple

    The Apple

    ½

    Totally coherent. And full of catchy tunes. Real ear bugs like “Cumming All Over The Face” and “Im Loaded On Ludes With Dracula”
     Very little rollerblading and youth hockey for 1994z

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★★

    I read a dumb review about someone rewatching and discovering the theme of the “male gaze.” No shit, the dude has night vision goggles at the end.

  • 2 Days in the Valley

    2 Days in the Valley

    ★½

    Theron is a smoke show. Thats all. 


    Its meandering and trying real hard to be cool.

  • Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest

    Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest

    ★★★★★

    At least Joshua can ball.

  • Fright Night

    Fright Night

    ★★★½

    A good remake.

  • 10 to Midnight

    10 to Midnight

    ★★★★½

    I’m pretty sure I could get off with that jackin off toy, as long as Bronson was holding it for me.

  • Vigilante

    Vigilante

    ★★★★½

    The god damn box calls it Blue Collar Death Wish. Thats succinct enough. Love it.

  • Massacre at Central High

    Massacre at Central High

    ★★★★

    What a bizarre movie full of dead eyed actors. David (with his Dirk Diggler hair and Olive Oil outfit) doesnt take long to get to work.

  • Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

    Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

    ★★★½

    What in the hell. This is sure is something.