½ Watched 22 Feb, 2021
I will not be watching Killjoy 1 and 2.
★★ Watched 22 Feb, 2021
I loved this movie when I was a kid. It was on cable constantly. Its not good. The wax museum scene is OK.
★½ Watched 19 Feb, 2021 2
This movie kinda sucks. The acting is awful. Theres so much “vietnam war movie acting.”- I cant explain it properly, but you’ll know what i mean. Its a parody but meant to be taken seriously. Its got a real stink of trying to hard and sucking shit.
½ Watched 18 Feb, 2021
Totally coherent. And full of catchy tunes. Real ear bugs like “Cumming All Over The Face” and “Im Loaded On Ludes With Dracula” Very little rollerblading and youth hockey for 1994z
★★★★★ Watched 14 Feb, 2021
I read a dumb review about someone rewatching and discovering the theme of the “male gaze.” No shit, the dude has night vision goggles at the end.
★½ Watched 13 Feb, 2021
Theron is a smoke show. Thats all.
Its meandering and trying real hard to be cool.
★★★★★ Watched 13 Feb, 2021
At least Joshua can ball.
★★★½ Watched 12 Feb, 2021
A good remake.
★★★★½ Watched 12 Feb, 2021
I’m pretty sure I could get off with that jackin off toy, as long as Bronson was holding it for me.
★★★★½ Watched 10 Feb, 2021
The god damn box calls it Blue Collar Death Wish. Thats succinct enough. Love it.
★★★★ Watched 09 Feb, 2021
What a bizarre movie full of dead eyed actors. David (with his Dirk Diggler hair and Olive Oil outfit) doesnt take long to get to work.
★★★½ Watched 08 Feb, 2021 2
What in the hell. This is sure is something.