★★★★★ Watched 07 Jul, 2018
watched with the visual commentary. A great MST3K-ish idea, watching TLJ the whole time was quietly hilarious.
★★½ Watched 11 Jun, 2018
Changing one of the characters to an endearing cop makes Abby a whole lot less sympathetic, and I'm not sure the movie understands that. Has less energy and character than the Swedish. Another remake that makes you think "why?"
★★ Watched 13 Apr, 2018
As an adaptation of the great Hitman video game series? Absolute dogshit.
As a dumb actioner with my man Olyphant? Not bad.
★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Jan, 2018