Justin ✌️

Favorites are my top 4 from the previous month.

Favorite films

  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
  • Hard Candy
  • Akira
  • The Witch

Recent activity

  • Trancers 3: Deth Lives


  • New Rose Hotel


  • Ms .45


  • Dead Again


Pinned reviews

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness


    At one point, this Refused needle drop causes the movie to fold back in on itself, run in reverse, spill off the screen, flood a Starbucks, tear the fabric of reality, and William Golding and Yorgos Lanthimos give birth to Bong Joon-ho and Kevin Smith.

  • Barbarian



    You can really fuck with your foreshadowing by casting classic villains like Bill Skarsgard and Ronald Reagan.

Recent reviews

  • Trancers 3: Deth Lives

    Trancers 3: Deth Lives


    Trancers 3 is the Trancers 6 of Trancers 1-3.

  • New Rose Hotel

    New Rose Hotel


    "Do I wanna watch another Abel Ferrara movie, or another cyberpunk movie?" - Me, 93 minutes ago

Popular reviews

  • The Power

    The Power


    I know it's poor form to address the content of *another* review inside my own, but I'm going to broadly address all the blog-wielding bros who fail to see the significance of today's fears explored through allegory. I don't know who died and made some of you the white knights of straight-to-Shudder horror flicks, but god forbid someone make a film about something other than a possessed ottoman or some shit.

    It's a unique privilege to see a cast largely…

  • Night Ride

    Night Ride


    The tram hijack setup is a lot of fun, but surfacing the rest of a shallow plot around transphobic bullying, and then tying it up with a cheeky ending just feels tasteless. Hooligan hijinks and sexual assault are just two completely different levels.