Not a shower gel®
Once a film critic, now a SAHD.
Full one star for entertaining qualities. But I don’t know what else to write as it’s been seven hours since I watched the film and can’t remember much of it. Oh yeah, there are dinosaurs, giant locust and cartoonish CEO that puts his nose in every part of the business. (Doesn’t he have any meetings to attend or reports to read?). And music from the original Jurassic Park plays at one point.
There are movies that audience just dig, you see it reflected in rating, as they usually oscillate about the same score. But there are also films that divide the audience - this is one of them. Check out the rating: there are almost as many positive as negative reviews. And I think everyone here has a point.
It’s not an easy movie to watch. Nothing happens. Characters are annoying and unlikable. Sex scenes are brutal, almost painful. More of nothing…