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  • My Soul to Take

    My Soul to Take


    HoopTober #6
    A Film by Wes Craven

    "You don't know fear, Bug. You puked on Brandon O'Neil. You're a hero of the revolution."

    From the jump, Wes Craven's conscious choice to fuck it and chuck it establishes the objectively terrible, but richly entertaining, ineptitude of "My Soul to Take."

    I mean, the first 10 minutes alone represent a rat-a-tat parade of serial murder, delusion, multiple personality, multiple kill shots to the dome, even more resurrections, a big-time ambulance crash, and…

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp


    Often laugh-aloud funny in its satirical realm but its attempts at emotional engagement mostly cheat by using the tear stick.

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    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania


    1. That pizza they ate looked awful.

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    3. That's probably how you work around a vaccination protocol.

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