i either watch a bunch of movies at once or don’t watch any for months there’s no in between

Favorite films

  • Before Sunrise
  • Freaky Friday
  • The Spectacular Now
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Recent activity

  • The Witches of Eastwick

  • Hocus Pocus


  • Muppets Haunted Mansion


  • High School Musical 2


Recent reviews

  • The Witches of Eastwick

    The Witches of Eastwick

    the most terrifying thing i've seen all halloween is seeing jack nicholson talk about how he wants to be a woman so he can experience the wonders of birth

  • Hocus Pocus

    Hocus Pocus


    you don't know suffering until you become a local that has to endure karens in trashy hocus pocus merchandise every waking moment in salem

Popular reviews

  • Split



    totally not related to the movie at all but I was pissing myself when the guy behind me in the theater said "oh my god this guy is the faun from the chronicles of narnia" about mcavoy. OF ALL MOVIES

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the scene where spongebob and patrick almost died from drying up is sadder than titanic in its entirety