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  The Witches of Eastwick 1987

  ★ Watched 28 Oct 2021

  the most terrifying thing i've seen all halloween is seeing jack nicholson talk about how he wants to be a woman so he can experience the wonders of birth

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  Hocus Pocus 1993

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Oct 2021

  you don't know suffering until you become a local that has to endure karens in trashy hocus pocus merchandise every waking moment in salem

Popular reviews

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  Split 2016

  ★★ Watched 21 Jan 2017 12

  totally not related to the movie at all but I was pissing myself when the guy behind me in the theater said "oh my god this guy is the faun from the chronicles of narnia" about mcavoy. OF ALL MOVIES

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Apr 2017 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  the scene where spongebob and patrick almost died from drying up is sadder than titanic in its entirety