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  • The Midnight Meat Train

    The Midnight Meat Train


    Everybody's blood is so damn shiny and shimmering, like giant swaths of silkblood bands out from their wounds. Which is to say, the effects are terrible but yet also humorous, especially when that one guy gets the mallet to the back of the head and eyes ejects from his skull towards the screen.

    The sex scene was a bit odd, was it not?

  • Little Boxes

    Little Boxes


    I enjoyed the Nelsan Ellis sniff-hunting for mold portions of this film. The other portions...not so much. Felt like Rob Meyer, himself, was uncomfortable tackling any issues in his own film, constantly stalling until the runtime was about to run dry.

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  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    The Royal Tenenbaums


    Often times certain films hold a special place in my heart, as I am sure the same can be said of almost everyone else. My memory of The Royal Tenenbaums involves a group of friends driving one hour (both ways) to Baltimore to catch it at the Charles Theater. At the time, that was the only way to see Wes Anderson’s newest film, since growing up in a small town in Pennsylvania, one did not have the opportunity to see…

  • Hard to Be a God

    Hard to Be a God


    If you're ready for 3 hours of floundering in filth, staggerstumbling through the muck and mire shitscape that is Akanar, swathed in an incomprehensible steamfog, perpetually rolling through the frame, enveloping everyone and everything...Medieval times as alien...future as past...cyclical oppression and barbarinism shot through documentarian-observer style with reportage style camerawork showcasing cultural and academic destitution where the townfolk administer ladlefulls of a lacquerlike substance over an endless array of noosehung bodies transforming the swaying corpses into public ornaments sparkling in…