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  • A Question of Silence
  • Blood Diner
  • Red Moon Tide
  • Talking About Trees

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  • Flux Gourmet

  • The Incredible Melting Man

    ★½

  • Unbreakable

    ★★★½

  • Sycorax

    ★★★½

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  • The Happening

    The Happening

    ★½

    Feel like this would have worked far better if Wahlberg & Deschanel weren't involved but then again a lot of the entertainment found in this comes directly from Wahlberg's delivery & Deschanel's eye acting.

    Wahlberg telling his class about an article about disappearing bees. Classic Wahlberg delivery! Wahlberg exclaiming "what? no!" to the hermit lady. Classic confused Wahlberg.

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★½

    Boring as hell with a ton of grunting/screaming/guttural nonsense while occasionally two dudes will flail swords at each other, accompanied by more guttural nonsense.

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  • The Wolf House

    The Wolf House

    ★★★★½

    ya fucking kidding me, right?
    they went and utilized an entire house for stop-motion?
    painting anything and everything?
    2D interacting with 3D and vice versa?
    everything being de/re/constructed at once.
    this is bewilderingly good.

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★★

    Often times certain films hold a special place in my heart, as I am sure the same can be said of almost everyone else. My memory of The Royal Tenenbaums involves a group of friends driving one hour (both ways) to Baltimore to catch it at the Charles Theater. At the time, that was the only way to see Wes Anderson’s newest film, since growing up in a small town in Pennsylvania, one did not have the opportunity to see…