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Favorite films

  • GoodFellas
  • The Godfather
  • The Godfather: Part II
  • Pulp Fiction

Recent activity

  • Saltburn

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

  • Napoleon


  • All Quiet on the Western Front


Pinned reviews

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    I liked the part they looked at the camera and said “what are we some kind of triangle of sadness?”

Recent reviews

  • Foe


    New York Film Festival 61: Foe

    One of the films biggest stumbling blocks is the lackluster chemistry between the leads. The film boasts an impressive cast, but their chemistry is the secret ingredient that could have made this film truly shine. Occasional dialogue and direction choices pull you out of the immersion. The runtime doesn't help either; it’s a slow burn that may leave you yearning for more substance.

    The influence of contemporary sci-fi classics looms large, naturally inviting comparisons.…

  • Hit Man

    Hit Man

    New York Film Festival 61: Hit Man

    If you've had the pleasure of watching Richard Linklater's "Bernie" starring the incomparable Jack Black, then you're in for a treat with "Hit Man." It gracefully channels that same dark comedic essence, creating a delightful fusion of humor and genuine emotion. It's the perfect blend of humor and heart, with Glen Powell as our unlikely leading man, someone you can't help but root for.

    The talented Adria Arjona, fresh from her role in…

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


    The best spider-man film. Beyond being funny, creative, and wonderfully animated, it truly has an understanding of the character of Spider-Man.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The performances are highlights in both Pattinson's and Defoe’s repertoire, the black and white photography is gorgeous, and the story of "Winslow" coming to terms with his tentacle fetish was truly powerful stuff.