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  Dream Scenario 2023

  Watched 04 Dec 2023

  Lacks the cruel sense of humour of Borgli's short films, instead merging his slick visual sensibilities with a zany-but-pleasant indie film narrative that would feel more at home in the 2000s than it does in the post-EEAAO A24 world. Still, pretty enjoyable... and Cage is very good in it.

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  Safe 1995

  Watched 02 Dec 2023

  todd haynes knew about the microplastics in '95

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  Watched 08 Jan 2023 12

  Like Ready Player One, this is a film that gives the audience a world that absolutely sucks shit, and resolves itself by saying that it's Actually Good and you, the audience, must not only accept this new reality, but enjoy it as well. You will live in the pod and eat the bugs and be happy, etc.

  Unlike Spielberg, the "Daniels" are dogshit storytellers. This film is 2.5 hours long because every new piece of information is delivered through tortured…

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  Rifkin's Festival 2020

  Watched 07 Feb 2021 2

  Distributors were right to blacklist Woody Allen’s latest. Repressed American audiences will never be able to handle the sheer sexual magnetism of Wallace Shawn in this role.

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