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  • Waves

    Waves

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “We r over” followed by the tyler, the creator needle drop had me rolling

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★½

    so concerned about forwarding a beat for beat narrative with every passing scene that it throws any and all emotion out the window, scurrying to pick up its own mess as it goes along until it all just kinda crumbles. a desperate attempt to reaffirm the Star Wars status quo previously shattered by The Last Jedi. the fact that it fails this hard is only a testament to how well Rian Johnson did.

    my dick will never be hard again

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  • Justice League

    Justice League

    ½

    WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY
    a computer

    CINEMATOGRAPHY BY
    a computer

    THE FLASH’S PERSONALITY PLAYED BY
    a computer

    WONDER WOMAN OBJECTIFICATION BY
    joss whedon probably

    Goodnight everyone.

  • As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty

    As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty

    ★★★★★

    This film prompted me to dig out an old cell phone I haven’t used in two and a half years, and I found voicemails from my mother who died in April of 2014. I didn’t recognize her voice.