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fan of bad movies
i rate everything 5 stars

Favorite films

  • Hustlers
  • Bridesmaids
  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon
  • The Green Knight

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  • Mary and Max

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  • Donnie Darko

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  • Don't Worry Darling

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  • The Virgin Suicides

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  • Mary and Max

    Mary and Max

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    well that was fucking devastating

  • Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko

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    Still an all-time fave but it doesn’t quite hit the same without all the teenage angst

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  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

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    what’s up with the entire wolf pack wearing jorts

  • Titanic

    Titanic

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    someone: there wa-
    me, an intellectual: YOU IMBECILE. YOU ABSOLUTE MORON. THEY COULDN’T HAVE BOTH FIT ON THE RAFT. THEY TRIED AND IT STARTED TO SINK. THERE WAS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE. DRAWING THE SHAPE OF IT ON THE FLOOR ISN’T THE SAME AS BEING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN. AND ANO-