Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Dec 2016

  "I'm so much happier now that I'm dead."--me after I watched this movie

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  Jackie 2016

  ★★★★ Rewatched 14 Dec 2017

  If Natalie Portman had rightfully won Best Actress for this instead of Emma Stone, Warren Beatty wouldn’t have read an envelope that said “Emma Stone, La La Land” and thus the Best Picture mess wouldn’t have happened

Recent reviews

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  M3GAN 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2023

  I AM TITANIUUUUMMMM

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  At Middleton 2013

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2023

  Andy Garcia is so fucking beautiful you guys holy shit!!! Not that I didn’t know that already, but I’m just saying!! 

  This ending was depressing as hell by the way 😭

Popular reviews

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  A Christmas Prince 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Nov 2017

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I’m gonna need someone to propose to me after knowing me for two weeks. I don’t think I’ll say yes but it would do wonders for my confidence.

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  The Spirit of Christmas 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2016 2

  Gimme that ghost dick pls