Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Abyss
  • Shirley
  • Ratatouille

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  • The Piano Teacher

    ★★★★

  • Jaws

    ★★★★

  • Exit Through the Gift Shop

    ★★★★★

  • TÁR

    ★★★★

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  • The Piano Teacher

    The Piano Teacher

    ★★★★

    “i disgust you, right? you needn’t feel that way. i’ve wanted to be beaten for years.”

    uh huh… yeah… i’m gonna.. um… i’ll be thinking about this one for a while…

  • Exit Through the Gift Shop

    Exit Through the Gift Shop

    ★★★★★

    "um... you know... it was at that point i realized that maybe thierry wasn't a filmmaker. that he was maybe just someone with mental problems who happened to have a camera."

    this is essentially hoes mad: the movie

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★½

    i read a lot of reviews for this movie that excited me because they spoke about the anxious atmosphere and suspense of this film. imagine my despair when i realized fifteen minutes in that the only emotion this movie was going to bring out of me was frustration. i mean honestly who the fuck wants to watch a film where not only is the protagonist insufferable, but he also makes the same fucking idiot choices through the whole film. seriously,…

  • The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon

    The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon

    i had to watch this movie every time my band teacher was absent from class so fuck you to this movie and fuck you to my band teacher.