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  Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Dec 2020 6

  aggressively heterosexual but also somehow queer I don't know how he does it

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  Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Jan 2021 2

  For some reason I didn't love this as much as the 20 other times I've seen this (yes, really, that many times) and it's either due to years of horrendous Star Wars discourse or noticing how much of the continuing story was ruined by the next film. This is by far the best Star Wars movie, but maybe it's because I was hoping it would feel like a fitting conclusion to the story set up by The Force Awakens (because…

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  The Mist 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2023 2

  why does this end so mean

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  Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons 2022

  ★ Watched 29 Jan 2023

  i thought this was meant for literal babies until there was blood and some really scary starro stuff. this sucks dick and is quite literally anti-communist propaganda in the most annoying way possible but at least it affirms that starro, conceptually, is fucking awesome

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  Igor 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Jun 2019 3

  EARFQUAKE is probably my favorite track

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  Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Oct 2020 1

  absolutely fucking insane and the editor went all in on this,, like,, the editor is edgar wright on crack what the FUCK is this movie

  no I can't get over the editing like what the fuck it's seriously edgar wright dialed up to 11, it's 100 gecs but translated to adobe premiere, what the actual FUCK

  also mad scientist velma is really hot