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  • Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
  • Moulin Rouge!
  • Evil Dead
  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

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  • The Mist

    ★★★★

  • Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons

  • School of Rock

    ★★★★

  • Mean Girls

    ★★★½

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  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    ★★★★★

    aggressively heterosexual but also somehow queer I don't know how he does it

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★★

    For some reason I didn't love this as much as the 20 other times I've seen this (yes, really, that many times) and it's either due to years of horrendous Star Wars discourse or noticing how much of the continuing story was ruined by the next film. This is by far the best Star Wars movie, but maybe it's because I was hoping it would feel like a fitting conclusion to the story set up by The Force Awakens (because…

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  • The Mist

    The Mist

    ★★★★

    why does this end so mean

  • Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons

    Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons

    i thought this was meant for literal babies until there was blood and some really scary starro stuff. this sucks dick and is quite literally anti-communist propaganda in the most annoying way possible but at least it affirms that starro, conceptually, is fucking awesome

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  • Igor

    Igor

    ★★★★★

    EARFQUAKE is probably my favorite track

  • Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy

    Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy

    ★★★★½

    absolutely fucking insane and the editor went all in on this,, like,, the editor is edgar wright on crack what the FUCK is this movie

    no I can't get over the editing like what the fuck it's seriously edgar wright dialed up to 11, it's 100 gecs but translated to adobe premiere, what the actual FUCK

    also mad scientist velma is really hot