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If a movie makes me cry you bet your ass it's getting a 5
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L'Atalante 1934
I will never get tired of proselytizing for this movie. Possibly the most emotionally potent and wistfully beautiful film to come out of France's Poetic Realist period, it's unique in that the story around the film's production and its subsequent cultural legacy are so genuinely romanesque that they almost overshadow the relatively contained realism of the film's own narrative.
Jean Vigo was a guy with no pronounced fondness for childhood, largely due to the fact that he was dealt some…
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Dr. Caligari 1989
“There are some states of being for which there is no name, because the people who experience them do not come back”
Nickelodeon-expressionist set design meets a Ryan Trecartin-style approach to abstraction through sloganeering and a lot of gross squelching shit. All That meets Center Jenny. More narratively coherent than you’d think, but it helps that the narrative is the same as any post-modernist take on the sexual mad scientist since Rocky Horror. Has Sarah Squirm seen this? I think she’d like it
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021
you know that one study that says that cuteness inspires agression? yeah so anyway i want to punch drywall…
Outstanding addition to Little Guy cinema. I would do anything for Marcel
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Fantastic Fungi 2019
The last question was asked for the first time when we stepped into the light.
Really though, I’m struggling with how to assess how I feel about this. On the level of psychedelic healing activism, it’s great. It’s a wonderful documentary on an important field of study within medicine, psychotherapy, and ecology. On the level of aesthetics, it’s gorgeous. The time lapse cinematography is STUNNING and really does a great job of providing that consciousness-broadening effect of stepping out of…
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Midori 1992
All of these 4 and 5-star ratings have me seriously gaslit, lol. Did I watch a crappy bootleg by mistake?
Im sure this film’s curious production history as a one-man horror show passion project would make it an interesting addition to some kind of college syllabus on exploitation film, but I couldn't really find anything in the film itself worth writing home about. If you disregard the notorious shock value, there’s not a lot of substance, narrative or stylistic, to…
