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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★½

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  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★½

    Huge L for Marvel for cutting the scenes with both Cersei and Tyrion Lannister. Biggest disappointment of the lot, especially after “Eternals” gave us two Starks. 

    To the film’s credit, I really like the Taika Waititi aesthetic where everything looks like a cheap set. It makes a real change from the normal marvel aesthetic whether everything looks cheap and like utter shit. The art direction overall was excellent and Taika's use of colour gave the film enough personality to distinguish…

  • Schindler's List

    Schindler's List

    It's hard to condemn Schindler's List because it's obvious the filmmakers had the best of intentions when making it. There is absolutely no doubt that Steven Spielberg wanted to make an important, necessary film about the Holocaust that would stand as a testament to its horrors for all time. The fact that Schindler's List isn't that is most certainly also his fault, but it's very hard to judge him for that (except perhaps on an artistic level).

    There is the…

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    Nope

    was very tired, so struggled to stay awake... can't fully judge the film as a result, need to deffo watch again.

    One of the hardest things to do as a filmmaker is scale - it's not something that can easily be learned, and it isn't something you can underestimate the importance of. It seems, Peele felt the pressure to up the scale after 3 intimate, small works (including Candyman) and thought the best way to achieve this scale was just…

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    was gonna make a joke in this review about how the filmmakers didn't know that i'm forever blowing bubbles was a west ham song, but they acknowledged it in the film.

    utter horseshit but gets an extra half star for the cover of 500 miles, which wasn't a good cover but, it's like the greatest song ever written so there you go.

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  • Mank

    Mank

    Mank is a fucking DISGRACE.

    On so many levels this is the worst film of 2020, and the worst film by quite a stretch. Morally, it's appalling. On a filmmaking level, it's incompetent. And on a personal level, it's just so fucking boring.

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    Let's start with how this movie treats Orson Welles. Let me be clear, the movie could've done this and gotten away with it, IF IT WAS ANY FUCKING GOOD (which it isn't). Herman Mankiewicz did not…

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    ★★★

    Ah yes, welcome back to my favourite fantasy franchise starring Liam Neeson as Jesus.