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  • Speed 2: Cruise Control

    Speed 2: Cruise Control


    Any Sandy B movie automatically gets two stars minimum, regardless of how bad it is. I question why this got made. Did she sign a two-picture deal? Also, she has bad luck keeping boy friends in sequels. Lame. This movie should only have been an hour long. I highly question that the ship would travel that far in land after hitting the shore. The woman on the phone when the boat hit land was the second greatest thing in the…

  • Mac and Me

    Mac and Me


    Gremlins meets E.T. without the benefit of a big budget, Spielberg, Columbus, and Dante. Love Courtney’s McDonald’s outfit. It was good to see that kid from Charles in Charge again. Too bad he had to suffer through working with that asshole Scott Baio later in his career. I wonder if that raccoon who made a cameo was from Pawnee. You’re trying to tell me that that little alien can read a newspaper? Dance party with everyone on the planet in…

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  • Hudson Hawk

    Hudson Hawk


    I liked this movie. The most bothersome things about this movie were Bruce Willis’ five earrings in this left ear and the fact that him not being able to get a cappuccino was a thing. It was funny and zany and odd. It had kitch and gimmicks. It was fun. Perhaps ahead of its time. I watched this movie because the How Did This Get Made podcast directed me to it. However, I don’t think it’s horrible. I cannot hate it.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    It was good. It just didn’t need to be so god damn long. Knock that shit out in two hours or less. RIP Jóhann Jóhannsson.