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  Crawl 2019

  ★★★½ Watched by Robert Macias 28 Jul 2021 1

  The spirit of our “floppy arm” legend from Australia was all over this. Yeah these people make bad choices before the film even starts, maybe at one point I was even rooting for these demonic looking gators to chomp at them (minus the dog) but in the end as that Aussie meme that surfaced after our buddy jumped into croc infested waters to impress a girl said “haters gonna hate, gators gonna gate.” A solid chomper.

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  Ronaldo vs. Messi: Face Off! 2017

  ★ Watched by Robert Macias 27 Jul 2021 2

  After watching both Ronaldo and Messi, their self-titled individual documentaries yesterday in my attempt to learn more about these two players considered by many to be the greatest ever, I decided to watch this doc that seems to imply a resolution. I was however greeted with a doc that was just as lost if not more than I was, they focus on a kid in a group photo of a children’s football team when talking about Ronaldo when the actual…

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  Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) 2020

  ★★★★½ Watched by Robert Macias 07 Feb 2020 4

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Harley’s heartbreak after losing an egg sandwich, I felt that shit! This was bonkers and I loved every glitter-filled bloody second of it! Fuck me up, Harleen Quinzel, you ultimate Bernie Bro!

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  365 Days 2020

  ½ Watched by Robert Macias 16 Jun 2020 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Mossimo to Laura: I will stalk, drug and kidnap you, hop on your bed while you sleep and then on the shower as you shower, I will choke you and tie you up and make you watch me get a blowjob so you can see what you’re missing out on, I’ll even fondle you a little but I will NOT have incredible teleporting sex with you until I Stockholm syndrome your ass and you fall in love with me cause I’m…