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  • 7500

    7500

    ★★½

    Frankly, all I wanted was to get out of that cockpit. Holy claustrophobia! When they did eventually crack open a window I was about ready to jump out until I realized there were a few minutes left for it to be over. This wasn’t a terrible movie for what feels like such a dated premise but it just wasn’t for me.

  • Searching

    Searching

    ★★★★

    Let’s be real here, most of our parents wouldn’t be able to even log in to our computer or phone so we’d be screwed there, and it’s a shame cause my mom would’ve had a pretty good time going down my endless internet rabbit hole, I’m getting a kick out of just imagining her finding my old livejournal or tumblr, there’s many hours of cringe entertainment right there that would make any mother proud of their dumbass little shithead. The world needs more John Cho movies.

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  • 365 Days

    365 Days

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Mossimo to Laura: I will stalk, drug and kidnap you, hop on your bed while you sleep and then on the shower as you shower, I will choke you and tie you up and make you watch me get a blowjob so you can see what you’re missing out on, I’ll even fondle you a little but I will NOT have incredible teleporting sex with you until I Stockholm syndrome your ass and you fall in love with me cause I’m…

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Harley’s heartbreak after losing an egg sandwich, I felt that shit! This was bonkers and I loved every glitter-filled bloody second of it! Fuck me up, Harleen Quinzel, you ultimate Bernie Bro!