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  Through My Window 2022

  ★★ Watched by Robert Macías 06 Jun 2022 1

  She stalks him, flips him over and eats his ass. He falls in love. The end. 💖

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  Jubilee 1978

  ★★★½ Watched by Robert Macías 27 May 2022

  “As long as the music’s loud enough, we won’t hear the world falling apart.” - Queen Elizabeth II powdering Prince Andrew’s behind after wiping it clean with her gloved frail hand just in time for her Platinum Jubilee.

Popular reviews

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  Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) 2020

  ★★★★½ Watched by Robert Macías 07 Feb 2020 4

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Harley’s heartbreak after losing an egg sandwich, I felt that shit! This was bonkers and I loved every glitter-filled bloody second of it! Fuck me up, Harleen Quinzel, you ultimate Bernie Bro!

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  365 Days 2020

  ½ Watched by Robert Macías 16 Jun 2020 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Mossimo to Laura: I will stalk, drug and kidnap you, hop on your bed while you sleep and then on the shower as you shower, I will choke you and tie you up and make you watch me get a blowjob so you can see what you’re missing out on, I’ll even fondle you a little but I will NOT have incredible teleporting sex with you until I Stockholm syndrome your ass and you fall in love with me cause I’m…