365 Days ½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Mossimo to Laura: I will stalk, drug and kidnap you, hop on your bed while you sleep and then on the shower as you shower, I will choke you and tie you up and make you watch me get a blowjob so you can see what you’re missing out on, I’ll even fondle you a little but I will NOT have incredible teleporting sex with you until I Stockholm syndrome your ass and you fall in love with me cause I’m a gentleman and you’re clearly lost baby girl!

*this movie was recommended to me by my eighteen year old cousin who said it was trash but thought I, of all people, would appreciate it. I’m currently on hold trying to speak to Jesus and hopefully he transfers me to the manager. I will not be disrespected like this up in here by someone who should be watching Peppa Pig.