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  • Rabbit Test

    Rabbit Test

    ½

    The absolute dogshit worst movie I have ever seen in my entire fucking life I still can't believe how abysmal it was no disrespect to Joan Rivers who I like a lot but how in the fuck could anyone with even a modicum of talent produce such a catastrophe of crass and inane bollocks that's as unfunny as it is poorly made and ill-advised I mean what the fuck how did this ever get given a green light to begin with holy shit it's just... awful.

  • David Attenborough: A Life on Our Planet

    David Attenborough: A Life on Our Planet

    ★★★★½

    One of the greatest horror films ever made. And it's all true.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★★

    The Last Jedi. (No spoilers, of course) This film destroyed me and completed me at the same time. I pity those who look down on people like me for getting so emotional and invested in these films because they're missing out on a hell of a feeling. It's literally breathtaking, so unexpected and conveys that classic state of mind so fully: Hope.

    It's over the top, good vs. evil fantasy at its core, but with the inbetween fleshed out with…

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★★

    Important to note I'm more than happy to give a film full marks if I loved everything about it. This is no earth shattering masterpiece, but when it comes to unadulterated enterainment and a good old time at the movies, KNIVES OUT is top tier. Don't know how much rewatch value it will have but for a film over two hours long, I didn't feel the running time lagging whatsoever and would have happily sat through another hour of twists…