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  WolfCop 2014

  ½ Watched by Robert Parker 25 Mar 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I would’ve much preferred to go my entire life without seeing a human penis morph into a bleeding wolf penis

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  Green Lantern: First Flight 2009

  ★★★★ Watched by Robert Parker 15 Mar 2022

  “Great evil can arise from the most unexpected sources. But most thankfully, so can great heroism.”

  
  Michael Madsen as Kilowog is incredible

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★★★★ Watched by Robert Parker 19 Dec 2019 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  So who got dicked down by crusty ole Sheev?

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  Daredevil 2003

  ★★ Rewatched by Robert Parker 03 Nov 2019 8

  Every superhero movie should include, at minimum, one Evanescence song. That should be a rule.