• Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    Wish I could actually see aliens and predators doing their whole versus thing, but I’m convinced there wasn’t a lighting department on set

  • Terminator Genisys

    Terminator Genisys

    ★★

    Back in 2015 when I gave this 3.5 stars I was on a really hard drug called “never seen a good terminator movie before”

  • Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

    Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

    ★★★

    “Look at me! I’m no leader, I never was!”

    Couldn’t agree with you more, John.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Mando wasted his time wishing for dumb shit like oil and power and wealth. My guy could’ve just wished to have Grogu back and he blew it 🥺


    Also, I wish the mandatory flight scene in every Superman movie was filed with the same wonder and joy and emotion that Diana’s first flight had

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction

    More like exSTINKtion amiright?

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life

    ★★★★★

    First time on the big screen. Every emotion you could possibly feel, packed into a relatable story.


    What makes George the richest man in town at the end? Not money or land or material possessions, but compassion and dependability and a house-full of people who love him.

  • Time Bandits

    Time Bandits

    ★★★★

    It’s a good fuckin movie!

  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    What can men do against such reckless hate?

  • Lolita

    Lolita

    ★★½

    When done well, I tend to like movies with immoral characters at the center. These types of movies force you to hold up a mirror and assess your own moral code, while the movie takes care of critiquing the morality of the characters. This can lead to fascinating examinations, especially when there’s a level of justification in the character’s behavior, some sympathy for their situation, or arguable gray area in their ethics. Lolita has none of this. No gray area,…

  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★★½

    A fascinating dissection of politicized media and the power of wealth, with themes still extremely relevant today.

  • The Killing

    The Killing

    ★★★★★

    My jaw was on the floor for the entire last 15 mins

  • Ghostbusters II

    Ghostbusters II

    ★★½

    “You know, I’m a voter! Aren’t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?”