Ryan Cannister

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Favorite films

  • Phantom Thread
  • Back to the Future
  • Nightcrawler
  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

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  • Elvis

    ★★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★★

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    ★★★½

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ★★

    That’s literally not how cat food cans work

  • Captain America: The First Avenger

    Captain America: The First Avenger

    ★★★★

    ..........not Going to be a safe landing
                     tHere’s not enough time
                  I gOtta put her in the water
     peggy, thiis my choice
                   I sTill don’t know how to dance
                    wE’ll have the band play somethin’ slow
                     i’D hate to step on your…

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★

    Kinda slapped imo. Luhrmann‘s kinetic direction is exactly what was needed to convey the spectecal and cultural impact of Elvis to a modern audience.

    I wanted to hate Austin Butler in this, I really did (like the button). His current press tour + keeping the voice is super cringe, but he honestly knocks it out of the park and disappears into the role, especially so in the Hollywood stuff + onward. Deserving of the praise and any accolades that may…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

    Again some cool direction! But abysmal handeling of Wanda’s character arc.

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  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★★

    High MID-ichlorian count.

    Ohhh noooooo! They wiffed this. Are there cool moments? Yes! Are there moments that I enjoyed? Absolutely!

    However, for everyone of those cool moments there are at least twice the amount of just bizzare creative, cinematic, and story choices.

    The whole show feels like Obi-Wan is just running in circles with no real stakes or serious investment in the supporting cast. Why do we care about these characters and events? Especially in a prequel series where know…

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★

    When DJ Casper said “Reverse, reverse” in the hit 2000 song Cha Cha Slide, he was referring to Tenet.

    Christopher Nolan should consider a side business in gum, because I’m gonna be chewing on this for days.

    What a smart film.

    A near master class in attention to detail and dissemination of information.

    Washington, Pattinson, Debicki, and Branagh all shine and make the story way more grounded and humanizing than I was expecting. Washington’s physicality is also super impressive.

    The…