I can’t think of a film series more disjointed, if not wholly unconnected, than the Zombi franchise. I mean, maybe the House series? The GhostHouse series? La Casa? Some other supposedly haunted structure series or Italian micro-horror? I mean, seriously, the fuck is going on with these movies. I’m sure the history of the Zombi films and their non-connectiveness is well documented on this site and other places, but for those unfamiliar I could sum it up as such: The…
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There's Someone Inside Your House 2021
What starts as a fairly engaging, if not wholly original, slasher flick very quickly spirals into a shadow of what it could have been, and an even paler ghost of what it strived to be.
The story here is, unfortunately, about as rote as you’d expect from a slasher these days. New girl at school, troubled past, group of misfit friends with their own secrets and demons, masked killer stalking the town. Truly, there is nothing unique here. There’s nothing…
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The Ritual 2017
Folk tales and fables, legends and myths, are all my bread and butter. I eat that kind of stuff up like I need it to live, but every once and a while a really solid entry slips right through my fingers. I remember buying the book this movie is based on when it first came out and giving it to one of my brothers as a birthday gift, without so much as a second thought or a selfishly precursory read…
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It 2017
Long book + Long movie= Very long review/analysis
The first time I read Stephen King's gargantuan tire block of a book IT I was probably much to young to fully understand or enjoy most of what I was reading. I was 9 or 10 years old, only a little younger then the protagonists of the story, and I was determined to read a horror novel with more to offer then the whimsical terrors of Goosebumps and Fear Street. I don't…
