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  • Dog Soldiers
  • Menace II Society
  • From Dusk Till Dawn
  • Scarface

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  • The Legend of Jack and Jill

    ★½

  • Seobok: Project Clone

    ★★½

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★★

  • Halloween Kills

    ★½

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  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★★

    Here we go again. Another legendary horror film, a staple and godfather of the genre, brought back to life for the woke age. Another monolithic entity that redefined the very rules and motifs of the horror world to come limping and groaning into the new age, fighting valiantly but futilely to remind us how it cemented its legacy in the first place. A titan of terror dragging himself through tides of computer generated blood to loom over us and beg…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★½

    Is this what it’s come too? What we’ve, as the horror community, been reduced too? Just any ol’ fuckin’ thing’ll do? Good Christ, no wonder it’s practically impossible to get some love for any new ideas these days. We just need to unleash the bastardized cousin of a beloved icon of horror history, beat em’ to within an inch of death, lobotomize the story and driving force of just about anything that once made them so beloved, and VIOLA! We…

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  • The Ritual

    The Ritual

    ★★★★

    Folk tales and fables, legends and myths, are all my bread and butter. I eat that kind of stuff up like I need it to live, but every once and a while a really solid entry slips right through my fingers. I remember buying the book this movie is based on when it first came out and giving it to one of my brothers as a birthday gift, without so much as a second thought or a selfishly precursory read…

  • It

    It

    ★★★½

    Long book + Long movie= Very long review/analysis

    The first time I read Stephen King's gargantuan tire block of a book IT I was probably much to young to fully understand or enjoy most of what I was reading. I was 9 or 10 years old, only a little younger then the protagonists of the story, and I was determined to read a horror novel with more to offer then the whimsical terrors of Goosebumps and Fear Street. I don't…