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  • The Poughkeepsie Tapes

    The Poughkeepsie Tapes

    ★★★

    I love true crime docs. I eat that shit up like it’s fucking good for me. People can have their workout videos and their extreme diets, and I’ll take a two part documentary on some obscure spree killer in the middle of midwestern nowhere. It’s a morbid curiosity of mine that I have learned to live with and embrace. I’ll scroll through serial killer docs and web articles all day and not get bored. The shit is just interesting to…

  • Butterfly Kisses

    Butterfly Kisses

    ★★½

    I made the crucial, and only sporadically rewarding, mistake of getting way too damn comfy on my couch before having actually made a selection of what movie to watch. I own, literally, thousands and thousands of movies that I could choose from. According to this website I’ve only seen about 66% of what I own. So it’s not like I don’t have options, like I don’t have things to watch. But god damn, sometimes trying to find something to check…

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  • It

    It

    ★★★½

    Long book + Long movie= Very long review/analysis

    The first time I read Stephen King's gargantuan tire block of a book IT I was probably much to young to fully understand or enjoy most of what I was reading. I was 9 or 10 years old, only a little younger then the protagonists of the story, and I was determined to read a horror novel with more to offer then the whimsical terrors of Goosebumps and Fear Street. I don't…

  • The Ritual

    The Ritual

    ★★★★

    Folk tales and fables, legends and myths, are all my bread and butter. I eat that kind of stuff up like I need it to live, but every once and a while a really solid entry slips right through my fingers. I remember buying the book this movie is based on when it first came out and giving it to one of my brothers as a birthday gift, without so much as a second thought or a selfishly precursory read…