Favorite films

  • Watership Down
  • Communion
  • Stop Making Sense
  • All That Jazz

Recent activity

  • Dial M for Murder


  • Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

  • Barb Wire


  • Amityville 3-D


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    unforgivably bad. as Shane and I were walking to the theatre he said, “I hope there isn’t a crappy Hans Zimmer-y score and shitty quips, like bullet time happens and then neo goes ‘well, THAT happened’” and lo and behold we got both of those things. so distracted by its own mythology it forgot to add both stakes and also to remember the mechanics of the universe. this movie also gaslit me into forgetting that Keanu is extremely capable of fight choreography still! why didn’t they use that AT ALL?? I actually cried when it ended because I was so disappointed!!!!

  • Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

    Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

    some ongoing thoughts:

    -love recovery james 
    -does dave mustaine realize megadeth is like... very very successful? 
    -lars is so dramatic & there’s no way he didn’t rehearse that “fuck” speech 
    -love bassist elena 🌈 
    -I looked up all their signs as I was watching this 
    -kirk is soft baby & I love him
    -believe me when I say I could watch 300 hours of metallica writing bad poetry/lyrics!!!!!!!!!