Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Halloween
  • Scream
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

Recent activity

  • Den of Thieves


  • Drunken Angel


  • Days of Heaven


  • Evil Dead II


Pinned reviews

  • Scream 3

    Scream 3


    “He was making a movie called STAB. He was stabbed.”

  • The Great Escape

    The Great Escape


    Look this is great but #ReleaseTheDaltonCut.

Recent reviews

  • Fast & Furious 6

    Fast & Furious 6


    "Father thank you for the gathering of friends, Father we give thanks for all the choices we've made because that's what makes us who we are, let us forever cherish the loved ones we've lost along the way; thank you for the little angel, the newest addition to our family, thank you for bringing Letty home, and most of all thank you for fast cars."

  • Fast Five

    Fast Five


    Monster Energy Ocean's Eleven on the big screen. Sublime.

Popular reviews

  • Pig



    If anything this is an anti-revenge movie. Such a devastating portrait of loss, love, and finding the meaningful in the meaningless world. Not to be subdued is it's touch on the human/animal bond and takedown of the culinary elite. Nic Cage absolutely crushes with his tenderness and vulnerability. I dont know if maybe my time in veterinary medicine had an affect but THAT scene brought me to tears almost like I was in the room. I haven't been this shaken or moved by a picture in a while. What a weird, enriching world it creates. Seek it out.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    Sending your starters back in to close the game is never a good sign. So the minute JJ Abrams was announced to be returning and conclude this trilogy, I grew worried. His nature of style over substance and mystery box storytelling only went so far in The Force Awakens, and all of his projects for that matter. It's clear either he really hated The Last Jedi or somebody behind the scenes did.

    A practical fanfiction with a script written as…