Favorite films

  • No Country for Old Men
  • The Green Mile
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • Inside Llewyn Davis

Recent activity

  • Mamma Mia!


  • She's All That


  • The Lost City


  • The Fifth Element


Pinned reviews

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show


    “In case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.”

    When I was a senior in high school, I was one of the morning announcement guys (I know, I know). Every morning my sign off was that quote, in the hopes that when anyone from my school watched this movie, they would hear that quote and go
    “🙄 *scoff* the morning announcement guy.”

    If that has happened even once, it was a success.

  • We Need to Talk About Kevin

    We Need to Talk About Kevin


    Ok yes, the kid is practically the spawn of satan. But, if you walk in on your kid jerkin it and you make prolonged eye contact instead of immediately closing the door, there’s blame on both sides.

Recent reviews

  • She's All That

    She's All That


    Matthew Lillard is a treasure.

  • The Lost City

    The Lost City


    “Please, mansplain sexism to me.”
    “Oh my god I am a woman I can’t mansplain anything.”
    “Uhh I’m a feminist and I think a woman can do anything a man can do.”

    I am shocked at how not terrible this is. Extra points for Brad Pitt just kind of showing up.

Popular reviews

  • The Little Things

    The Little Things


    Wow I related to this so much! Especially the scene where Rami Malek and Denzel are in a car talking about how bored they are while waiting for something to happen...

  • Greener Grass

    Greener Grass


    Julian: “Can I watch Popeye?”
    Jill: “No, it’s a school night.”
    Julian: “YOU’RE A SCHOOL!”
    Julian: “I’m MoM, i’M fUlL oF cLaSsRoOmS, sO mAnY cLoCkS iN mE.”

    I went into this completely blind, and let me tell you, going in blind is 100% the best way to watch this movie. This is exactly my kind of movie comedically, thematically and aesthetically. It’s just so out there and different, and gives off some incredible vibes.