“If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?”
”How about no, Scott. Okay?”
I’ve never rated anything more unironically in my life.
“Why, they's angels. Angels, just like up in heaven.”
I finally read the book before watching this time and lemme tell you, this is a faithful ass adaptation. I always knew this was well made, but having read the book first makes you realize just how well made it really is. I genuinely don’t think this could have been put to screen any better.
“In case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.”
When I was a senior in high school, I was one of the morning announcement guys (I know, I know). Every morning my sign off was that quote, in the hopes that when anyone from my school watched this movie, they would hear that quote and go
“🙄 *scoff* the morning announcement guy.”
If that has happened even once, it was a success.