“In case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.”
When I was a senior in high school, I was one of the morning announcement guys (I know, I know). Every morning my sign off was that quote, in the hopes that when anyone from my school watched this movie, they would hear that quote and go
“🙄 *scoff* the morning announcement guy.”
If that has happened even once, it was a success.
Ok yes, the kid is practically the spawn of satan. But, if you walk in on your kid jerkin it and you make prolonged eye contact instead of immediately closing the door, there’s blame on both sides.
“Please, mansplain sexism to me.”
“Oh my god I am a woman I can’t mansplain anything.”
“Uhh I’m a feminist and I think a woman can do anything a man can do.”
I am shocked at how not terrible this is. Extra points for Brad Pitt just kind of showing up.
Wow I related to this so much! Especially the scene where Rami Malek and Denzel are in a car talking about how bored they are while waiting for something to happen...
Julian: “Can I watch Popeye?”
Jill: “No, it’s a school night.”
Julian: “YOU’RE A SCHOOL!”
Nick: “JULIAN! YOUR MOTHER IS NOT A SCHOOL!”
Julian: “I’m MoM, i’M fUlL oF cLaSsRoOmS, sO mAnY cLoCkS iN mE.”
I went into this completely blind, and let me tell you, going in blind is 100% the best way to watch this movie. This is exactly my kind of movie comedically, thematically and aesthetically. It’s just so out there and different, and gives off some incredible vibes.
